Our Story

Carry Me USA exists for one reason. Somebody has to be the main character at the party, and it might as well be you.

We sell one thing, and we sell it properly. An inflatable carry-me costume that pumps up, holds its shape, and turns you into the thing everyone in the room is filming. No batteries to die halfway through the night. No standing in the corner fiddling with it while everyone else is having fun.

We are not a political store. We are a party store that happens to sell the funniest costume on the internet. Half our customers buy it because they love the joke. The other half buy it because they love a different version of the joke. Both of them get the same photo, and the photo is the whole point.

If it does not get the reaction you wanted, send it back within 30 days and we will refund you. That is the deal.